Out of the mouths of babes...

February 6, 2008

"Mom can you turn the light out so my popsicle won't melt"

"Mommy I have tummy ate... tooooooo much cookie huh"

Mom - What kind of pie should we buy?
Max - A doggie pie.
Mom - EWWWW!
Max - Don't worry Mom, there's no poop in it.

At the coffe shop Maggie stands on her tippee toes and peers over the counter and asks barista for "coffee kweeze I no like it hot".

After peeing in her Elmo underwear, "Oh no Elmo nooot happy me. It okay mom, right? I get princess underwear. No no pee pee princess cry".

And one of my favorite Maggieisms when in trouble (like the time she threw a cup down the stairs and Papa told her that was bad) she will hang her head low for about 5 seconds with a pouty lip and then look up with a smile and say "it was really funny though"! Usually she's right... it may not have the right thing to do but it's usually pretty funny ;o)

Answer from the kids; "Papa did it"
Questions:
1. Maggie why is there milk on the floor?
2. Maggie did you take mama's keys?
3. Max why is Maggie crying?
4. Max and Maggie why are the sofa cushions on the floor?

Are you seeing a trend? Doesn't matter what the question the answer is always the same "Papa". Poor guy...